That’s a face only a mother could love.

Written by Annie on July 27th, 2010

I used to have two friends named Katie/Katy. I call them my Homophones. [nerd joke nerd joke]

[Dear Annie, don't post horrible pictures of yourself AND make nerd jokes. Unless you want to die alone.]

Back to why I lost my friends.

I’m not longer friends with Katie because she took this picture.

And then posted it on facebook.

And then. THEN. Katy, also known as Hercules, posted this picture of me.

And she also heartlessly posted this on facebook.

LORD. HAVE. MERCY. I mean, my friend Wendy is funny, and I’m laughing at her joke. But no one, absolutely no one, needed to capture THAT second of my laugh.

I untagged myself on facebook.

Then, bizarrely, I decided to post it on my blog.

Because I think I still have some sense of pride on facebook. Gotta keep those tagged pictures looking good.

But here? Well, we all know the truth- you and I both have the same sick sense of humor, so I knew y’all would enjoy this.

What can I say? I’m a giver.

You’re welcome.

[No friendships were truly damaged in the creation of this post. But revenge will be sweet.]

 

16 Comments so far ↓

  1. Southern Gal says:

    Ooh. The red eye gives that first one a certain, um, look. At least it’s not plastered on your driver’s license so you have to look at it for ten more years unless you want to…

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  2. Kristi says:

    That homophone joke just made my morning. You and I would so be friends if we knew each other in real life. Thanks for feeding my inner nerd this morning.

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  3. deidra says:

    This was my first laugh of the day. Funny!

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  4. Katy says:

    Called out on the blog?! Geez. How ever will I be able to make it up to you?? :)

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  5. Rebekah says:

    Laugh, laugh, laughing at the homophone joke.

    Good day to you Annie! :)

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  6. I TOTALLY untag myself on Facebook! Unless it’s a picture from high school. When I weighed about (okay, exactly) 100 lbs less than I do today. *sigh* So ridiculous.

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  7. Natalie says:

    I have untagged many MANY picture on Facebook. And then I send my friends subtle messages that say, “Real friends don’t tag pictures of me in which I look like an angry troll.” It’s nice to know you can relate. Actually, I was under the impression that you didn’t ever take a bad picture. I rarely ever have a good one (I’m convinced I’m the most unphotogenic person alive). So this post makes me happy.

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  8. Big Mama says:

    I bet Roberto’s mom has had some bad pictures taken of her also.

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  9. Pam Morgan says:

    We all have those photos of ourselves, but they are buried in a shoebox somewhere… you are brave!

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  10. mommychick says:

    Hahahaha! My Hubs does not believe in throwing away pictures (now, I guess deleting them), so we have quite a collection of horrible pictures of everyone in the family. I’m thinking of making a book!

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  11. Katie BE says:

    Haha. Why am I just now seeing this…
    Truthfully, I almost wrote “sorry Annie” on the caption below, but I didn’t want to draw attention to it. Well, you did that for me.
    Funny how 3 KT’s and 2 pictures. It’s a good thing you like KT’s the best…
    -KBE

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  12. Katie BE says:

    I mean *2 KT’s :)
    One with baby brain.

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  13. Rachel says:

    LOL for real! I love your sense of humor and your NO Shame-ed-ness!! Its totally awesome!!

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