A letter to you.
Written by Annie on March 22nd, 2010Dear Bloggite,
I’m here today to speak on behalf of AnnieBlogs. Ahem, Annie Downs.
Annie Downs is unable currently to spend time at AnnieBlogs because she has work to do. With me. I am actually paying her bills. And I am actually important. And I have deadlines for her that she has not been meeting because of things like “blog videos” and “giveaways” and “ridiculous stories about nail polish.”
Honestly, I’m glad she’s not here right now- she would be MORTIFIED to know that I was saying all of this to you. She likes to think her little world of bloggy friends is more important than ME and to that I say, “They are nice people BUT PAY ATTENTION TO ME EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.”
I’m like her naggy wife. Only, she’s not married. And she actually wants a husband anyways.
So please forgive Annie’s lack of blogginess the last few (and next few) days, as she focuses on ME.
[Also. Her inbox is about to choke her like a 18th century frilly collar, so she's dealing with that as well.]
She’ll be back shortly with an empty inbox(es), empty to-do list, and significantly less guilt regarding her (in)ability to balance her worlds-o-writing.
Sincerely,
Annie’s Writing Career
[P.S.- since I kinda high-jacked Annie's blog today, I'm going to post this picture. You can thank me when you recover from the fits of laughter. I believe she called this her "serious face." Bless her. She's not right in the head.]
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You’re crazy. You know what cures crazy? Redwood trees.
I’m just saying.
Mel
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Dear Me,
You can have her for a little while, but please send her back soon.
Sincerely,
Blog Reader
P.S. She’s going to get you for that picture.
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Hmmm… Now that is an interesting picture…
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Even in your attempt to explain why you haven’t been so bloggily engaged, you come out with crazy creativity. I bet it oozes outta your pores.
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Love your letter! And the pic? Um… what was that for? I’m assuming a costume party of some sort? Hilarious!
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That picture is the single best thing since my kids learned how to make a bowl of cereal. Love you!
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Love it
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Very creative, ms.writing career
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annie that picture is worth all the procastinating i am doing to read this. love you
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That hairdo is perfect for someone being choked by an 18th century frilly collar! Good luck purging your inbox!
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Oh my gosh….tooo funny girl. Have fun and God speed with clearing your stuff
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You crack me up!
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I hope Annie Blogs and Annie Downs work things out! LOL!!!
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dig the wig…and you look fabulous…skinny minny.
do you even remember me? I’ve commented before but it’s been a while…
I’m kate couch’s friend, Tara??? any remembrance?
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Confirmed: that’s the kind of hair one needs to succeed in Nashville.
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