Things I’m ashamed of:
Written by Annie on January 14th, 2010- That time I called the YMCA to cancel my gym membership and a guy I know answered the phone.
“Sorry, David. I won’t be working out at your facilities this year. Nothing personal. How’s your mom?”
- That time I sold a bunch of books so I could have extra cash to eat out with my friends. Yeah, knew the guy there too.
“Oh, hey Peter. Yes, that is two identical copies of Purpose Driven Life.”
- This time.
“Toms + Santa socks = January 13th, you’ve never looked so good.”
- The time that I still had a crush on Mark from the FIRST season of Road Rules.
“Yeah, Mark. I know you’re 49 and still on MTV. But there’s something really right about this.”
- The time I cried while watching You’ve Got Mail. Yesterday.
” ‘152 insights into my SOUL!’ Sigh… I’ve been single a long time.”
- The time I wore the same outfit two days in a row thinking there were no repeating viewers.
“Sorry about it, Marisa. And no, I won’t wear it again tomorrow… unless I for SURE won’t see you. Uhhh… will I see you tomorrow?”
- The time I ate frozen yogurt during a snowstorm.
“Wait. So you haven’t been so busy at the store today? Weird. And yeah, put another scoop of Oreos on there.”
- The time I was glued to the television during The Bachelor because the scandal was just. so. shocking.
“Uh, Roslyn. A staffer? Gross.”
- The time I kept a REALLY delicious secret from you…. until tomorrow.
“Hey, bloggite. I’m playing games with your mind. But you’re gonna love it. See you on Friday.”
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No. I do not love secrets. So text me.
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Ooooh, I will be back tomorrow then!
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You’re sneaky, aren’t you?
Thanks for all the prayers. The Lord is working it out, of course.
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haha cracked me up
I’ll be back tomorrow!
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I laughed outloud at Mark from the first Road Rules. I loved him and Kit together. Obvioulsy no offense to you. He’s all your now!
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Cute. Reallll cute. Okay, so it was. I laughed and now am waiting with bated breath (please note: NOT baited breath) for tomorrow’s news.
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So funny!
And the Bachelor… “Most. Shocking. Yet.”, they always say it, but somehow, we don’t care. Just roll the clip!
And I love “You’ve Got Mail”, it happens. I should know.
Looking forward to tomorrow.
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How funny! Guilty of wearing the same outfit two days in a row, guilty of selling books for frivolous reasons, guilty of canceling a gym membership when I know the person working the desk and guilty of watching drama on the Bachelor. Wow! Great minds think alike.
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I am queen of wearing the same outfit two days in a row when I know I won’t be seeing the same peole – it’s so much easier cause you already have it picked out!
i’ll be back for your “secret” tomorrow!
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Annie you are such a tease!!!Check out my FB to see what I found in my pudding!…now that was a secret from Kraft! ha
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I.LOVE.U! thats truth hahahah
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“Oh, no competing with that!”
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Does tomorrow mean 12:00 am EST?
I can’t wait to read it!
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hahahahaha great!! <3
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i love this list!! for the record i not only loved mark but also fancied myself as kit…
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…ok, so lately i have developed a bit of a blog additiction. You are my favorite. i blame you for a few extra …s that have shown up in my writing lately. love the blog, but not such a fan of cliffhangers. so i will lose a bit of sleep tonight imagining what you have in store for us and of course will check in again tomorrow!
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Love love love You’ve Got Mail. When my sisters and I went to New York, we created our own ‘You’ve Got Mail’ tour and then when I moved to Dallas one of my friends sent me a bouquet of newly-sharpened pencils
It was one of the sweetest gestures ever.
I used to cry EVERY time in the end when Joe walks around the corner and Kathleen sees him and starts to cry. “I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly!”
Okay…this has to stop.
I’ll be sure to check back tomorrow! I can’t handle suspense!
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Oh man, how do I wait?
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I adore you’ve got mail! Sigh.
I have been known to wear Christmas socks at other times of the year too
Can’t wait to hear the secret is!
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Love this post. I just cancelled my Y membership; they made me come in person and then totally laid on the shame!
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Oh my word. I think I snorted while reading this.
You’re hilarious. Like seriously hilarious.