An email exchange.
Written by Annie on November 4th, 2008Only because I am shameless, and sharing the joke always ranks higher to me than maintaining my pride, do I share this email. I used Halloween shaped clip art to conveniently cover the information that is not important.
Welcome to the reason I don’t dress up for Halloween. Dumb ladybug wings.
And it wasn’t just a spill. It was like someone shot the bottle with a bullet. It exploded. Everywhere. And I knew 10 of the 100+ people there. Oh yes, it was humbling and horrible at the exact same moment.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever had to send an apology email after a Halloween party….. I didn’t think so.
You’re welcome for that.
Go vote, friends. And please leave your ladybug wings at home. The world will be a safer place.
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Angels wings disguised by ladybug wings…how many people take the time to e-mail their “I’m sorry’s”…I voted, …but I am not sure it is the one God is going to place in the White House…there is a way bigger healing that needs to take place…and it may have to come by way of much more pain for all! I know deep, but just wanted to share!
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ha ha. yeah, he seriously wouldn’t care about something spilling as long as people were having a blast. hope you had fun.
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Few things for you and your fine readers…
1. You are a crazy fool.
2. Please do not buy another bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Did I get the point across in #2. If not… DO NOT WORRY about buying another bottle.
4. Ben & Jerry’s is having free ice cream today for those who vote as well.
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**hops in the car…on her way to ben and jerry’s** i was gonna vote anyway, really i was!!
. how could anyone ever be mad at you?? especailly over something silly like that?? **tucks her wings in** hugs and prayers…
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Girl, the older you’ll get, the less you’ll care about these little mishaps. I’ve walked into a glass door (it really hurts when you don’t see it coming), run into the edge of a regular door (it was a one in a million shot), fallen down stairs (TWICE), tripped on the sidewalk outside church and fell hard enough to tear my new pants (the traffic cop laughed when I felt he could have helped), tripped on the sidewalk outside my apartment and fell hard enough to tear my favorite jeans (and I had a date that night with my now-husband)…it just goes on and on. Just a couple of days ago I was putting groceries in the fridge and somehow caught one of the door bins on my jeans when I stood up. Salsa and glass everywhere. I’m tempting fate by saying this, but I’m almost dead to embarrassment.
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can’t believe you posted this..HA!
oh, and chick-fil-a is giving away free chicken sandwiches, too….dang it’s good to be an american
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aside from my free starbucks pike place this AM, i think this post has been the funnest part of today.
happy election day!
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where are you and ladybug wings? where is my video? where is my picture….
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i bet you were a cute clumsy lady bug. we need to hang….
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