I’m not right.
Written by Annie on March 27th, 2008
I have a ton of jokes, miles of them, about this bag labeled “twin”. Then I really studied the picture and got a little freaked out- it really does look like the outline of a child- at least the child’s left leg.
So I decided that if a photo sans joke freaks me out [and I packed the bag so I know that there is no kid in there suffocating for the sake of humor], probably for you non-packers, a photo with a joke might freak you out so severely that it sends you over the edge.
And I try to keep you on edge. Much like myself. See, it gives us something to bond over. Our tender mental states.
Packing update, you say? Well, with a little more than 24 hours to go until moving trucks arrive to haul my life [and my "ideas" and my "big jugs"] away, I’ve pretty much worked tirelessly for 4 days, and I have come to this conclusion.
I wish I was a turtle.
I would carry my house and belongings on my back.
And I would carry some pancakes.
Because all the donuts are gone and I have found that nothing takes the edge off a stressful moving week like a well placed stack of carbs. They are a delicious lullaby to a tired chubby baby.
Carbs compared to lullabies? Sheesh… how do you even BEGIN to untangle THAT issue? Paging Dr. Freud.
Thank you and good night.
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I would LOVE to take you for a neat stack of pancakes. And, tell your “twin” that they are in for a fun, exciting, wild adventure! Yea God!
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Yes, I make really great blueberry pancakes (healthy or not healthy – you pick). So sorry you are stressed. I will pray for you friend. Sounds like you need some OC sunshine!
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i hope you are eating aunt jemima whole wheat pancakes. because they are AMAZING.
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Uh, I would like to have someone haul away my big jugs. Would you please arrange that?
Thanks.
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i’ve been moving this week, too, and i sure could use some pancakes. or better, doughnuts.
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Good luck with the move! I like the pancakes idea. Bagels would work, too…with coffee, of course.
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